i’m that boring person who always orders the same thing at a restaurant so when they give me the menu i just pretend to stare at it thoughtfully for a while before ordering my usual
pillow talk with bae
- him: if you were on the normandy, i'd romance you
- me: aw!
- me:
- me: i'd still romance garrus tho
Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with stuff you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored
the signs under stress
- Aries: snappish, prone to outbursts, can't sleep
- Taurus: moody, whiny, short-tempered, blunt
- Gemini: distant, aloof, will bite your head off at the smallest thing
- Cancer: teary, fragile, may have stomach pains, may even become depressed
- Leo: glares a lot, doesn't want to talk, may break down in tears
- Virgo: becomes very quiet, refuses to eat, avoids people
- Libra: short-tempered, snarky, them-against-the-world feeling
- Scorpio: tense, aloof, may have explosive loss of temper
- Sagittarius: rude, more blunt than usual, takes risks
- Capricorn: grumpy, snappish, feels attacked
- Aquarius: distances themselves, glares at people, impatient
- Pisces: tearful, stress-eats, pouty, complains
this literally isn’t “tru” at all
why are people always trying to demonize taylor swift?? its almost like yall just hate her because shes a successful young woman or something………..oh wait
casual conversation
Ravens are amazing
What in fuck
somnolency